HOW TO: Receive a $154 speeding ticket in the City of Seattle.

1. Keep pace with the normal flow of mid-afternoon Aurora Bridge traffic.
2. Repeat said pace-keeping frequently for several years.
3. On some otherwise ordinary Friday, notice asshole cop in your rear-view mirror, lights ablaze.
4. Kindly pull onto side street.
5. Be told that you were doing "51 in a 40".
6. Be issued bullshit citation.
7. Covertly issue asshole cop middle finger as he drives away.