- Keep pace with the normal flow of mid-afternoon Aurora Bridge traffic.
- Repeat said pace-keeping frequently for several years.
- On some otherwise ordinary Friday, notice asshole cop in your rear-view mirror, lights ablaze.
- Kindly pull onto side street.
- Be told that you were doing "51 in a 40".
- Be issued bullshit citation.
- Covertly issue asshole cop middle finger as he drives away.
2 years ago